What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 16:06
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Taylor Swift Won Her Biggest Battle - The Ringer
No way
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Can you write a short story with a twist ending?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
The Upsetting Truth About What Wildfire Smoke Does to Your Body - Gizmodo
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.